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The AI Pebble is a rock. It does not do anything.
questions
Everything you'd ask.
What does it do?
Nothing.
No, seriously. What does it do?
Nothing. It's printed on the box. It's kind of our whole thing.
Is it really AI?
It is really a rock with “ai pebble” stamped on it. Every AI company gets to define AI however they want. So do we.
Which model does it run?
It doesn't run. It sits.
Can I choose my color?
No. The color is assigned at random when your stone is stamped. The odds are fixed, published, and certified. Gold exists. Good luck.
Will it get better over time?
No. It shipped complete. Version 1.0, final.
Is my data safe?
The pebble has no sensors, no storage, and no opinion of you. Your data has never been this safe.
Does the keychain do anything?
It holds keys. It is the only feature we have ever shipped, and frankly we're still recovering.
Is this a scam?
No. A scam promises something and delivers less. We promise nothing and deliver a rock, on time, in a nice box.
Can I return it?
All sales are final, except where the law says otherwise — see the extremely boring page. If it arrives damaged, we refund instantly. It rarely arrives damaged. It's a rock.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Yes. But why.