the mission

the serious part

One page of this website is not a joke. You found it.

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where the money goes

A third goes to charity.

We make a rock that does nothing. The money should do something. So a third of every dollar of profit goes to a charity you choose, and we publish where it went. Monthly, every batch, in full.

1/3
to charity
Real organizations doing real work. You pick which one after you pay, not before.

the causes

Six real ones.

Once your payment goes through, you choose where your third goes. Not before: we would rather you bought the rock because you wanted the rock. All six are legitimate, transparent organizations that publish where the money lands. If you never pick, we write and ask. Nothing is assigned on your behalf.

receipts

Proof, monthly.

You will not find donation percentages in our ads. The ads are for jokes. This page and your receipt are the only places we talk about money. When the first monthly batch is donated, the receipts will be published right here: amounts, organizations, dates. Every month. Forever. Or as long as people keep buying rocks.