ai pebble
The most useless AI solution out there.
free US shipping · ships within a week
It does nothing.
That's not a limitation. That's the specification.
It will never update.
It shipped complete, and it will still be complete in ten thousand years, hard at work on nothing.
Zero watts. Zero water. Zero data centers.
The most sustainable AI ever made. Because it isn't one.
fixxet llc
One company. One product.
The ai pebble is made by Fixxet LLC, a small company in the business of making one thing well, even when that thing is a rock. We publish our odds, we publish where the money goes, and we tell you plainly that the product has no features. That is the whole pitch.
the colors
Six colors. You get one.
The stamp arrives in a color decided at random. Gold shows up once in a hundred.
the lineup
Two decisions.
Same rock. Same nothing. Pick a format and a count.
in the box
One stamped stone. One card with your color and its odds. Nothing else, because there is nothing else.
shipping
Free within the US, shipped within a week of your order. International orders pay one flat rate, added at checkout.
returns
Thirty days from delivery, for any reason or none. If your pebble arrives damaged we refund it immediately. EU and UK orders also keep the statutory 14 day right to withdraw.
payment
Card payments handled by Stripe. We never see or store your card details.
The AI Pebble is a rock. It does not do anything.